The Laughing Stache

theyellovvbrickroad:

am i allowed to push people in fast moving traffic if they are mean and no one likes them

(via thelaughingmango)

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

(via thelaughingmango)

ugh sorry to rant but this is, after all a place full of feels

and currently i feel like batshit

I’m sick

my nose runs

I’m congested

I’ve got a fucking final tomorrow and can’t get myself to study

And on friday I’m supposed to give a speech

WTF

cornsaladsurprise:

DON’T TOUCH MY COMPUTER

(via laurenreynoldsisdead)

thebestlolz:

You’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:

(Source: gerardwway, via loleraz)

od3sta:

dear suzanne collins can i come over your house so we can discuss why you killed finnick.

(via loleraz)

buttgenie:

in math class today we were reviewing the Pythagorean Theorem and all the kids in my class kept calling it the Pyswagorian Theorem 

(via laughcentre)

skarvika:

someone out there masturbates to pictures of miranda cosgrove

(via thelaughingmango)

hussiempreg:

my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true

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